Biblical Jokes for Kids

In our series of Lunch Box Love Notes I knew it wouldn’t be complete if we didn’t do a few Biblical jokes. I have a blog post for holiday themed jokes you can read HERE. These were a huge hit with our kids and I thought it was an easy way to share our faith at school. Without further delay, here are some of our favorite Biblical jokes for kids…

🙏 Funny Bible Jokes for Kids

1. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
   Because he knew there was something fishy about it!
2. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
   Ruth-less!
3. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
   By his net income!
4. Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
   They were using fowl language!
5. How do you know God loves baseball?
   Because the Bible starts in the “big inning.”
6. What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
   A convertible!
7. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
   It’s Christmas, Eve!
8. Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
   Abraham—he knew a Lot!
9. What animal could Noah not trust?
   The cheetah!
10. Why did Samson try to avoid arguing?
    He didn’t want to split hairs!
11. Who was the greatest babysitter in the Bible?
    David—he rocked Goliath to sleep!
12. What do they call pastors in Germany?
    German Shepherds!
13. Why didn’t anyone want to fight Goliath?
    It looked like a giant ordeal!
14. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
    Floodlights!
15. Who was the first comedian in the Bible?
    Samson—he brought the house down!
16. Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
    To get to the other side!
17. What’s a sheep’s favorite book of the Bible?
    Baaah-lms (Psalms)!
18. Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
    Knee-high-miah (Nehemiah)!
19. What did the disciples drive?
    A Honda—because they were all in one Accord!
20. Why did Eve do math problems?
    She was told to multiply!

We hope these will sprinkle a little joy and scripture into your child’s day. These kid-friendly Bible jokes are perfect for lunch box notes, bedtime giggles, or Sunday School smiles. They’re silly, clean, and sure to bring a heavenly chuckle!