Holiday Themed Jokes for Kids
For years I have been doing a segment on my Instagram called Lunch Box Love Notes. I share what I have packed the kids for lunch along with a joke, riddle, or word of encouragement. But I finally decided to retire the segment as our oldest goes into middle school. Although I will still be making lunches and leaving notes, it just felt time to move that segment to a forever place here on the blog. Now parents or grandparents, or any care takers can easily access our jokes. So here is the first of many blog posts dedicated to our lunch box love notes. Without further delay, here is holiday themed jokes for kids…
❤️ Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids
- What did the light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I love you a watt! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut you know I love you?! - What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you! - What do you call two birds in love?
TWEEThearts! - What do you call a very small Valentine?
A ValenTINY! - What did one owl say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
Owl be yours! - What did one rabbit say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
Somebunny loves you! - What kind of flowers should you never give on Valentine’s Day?
CauliFLOWERS! - Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Yes, they’re very SCENTimental! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee my Valentine! - What did one drum say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
My heart BEATS for you! - What did the baker say to his sweetheart?
I’m DOUGH-nuts about you! - How did the phone propose on Valentine’s Day?
He gave her a RING! - Why did the bee get married on Valentine’s Day?
Because she found her honey!
☘️ St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids
- What kind of bow can’t a Leprechaun tie?
A rainBOW! - How did the Leprechaun get to the moon?
In a sham-rocket! - What’s a Leprechaun’s favorite music?
SHAM-rock and roll! - Why did the Leprechaun cross the road?
To get to the pot of gold! - What do you say to a Leprechaun running a race?
Irish you luck! - Why do Leprechauns wear shamrocks?
Because real rocks are too heavy! - Why are Leprechauns great gardeners?
They have green thumbs! - Why shouldn’t you iron a 4-leaf clover?
You might press your luck! - What’s a Leprechaun’s favorite cereal?
Lucky Charms! - Why did the Leprechaun turn down the soup?
He already had a pot of gold!
🐰 Easter Jokes for Kids
- What is a bunny’s favorite game?
Hopscotch! - Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me? - What kind of music do bunnies like?
Hip Hop! - How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
EGG-ercise! - Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken! - What happens when you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It cracks up! - What kinds of books do bunnies like?
Ones with HOPPY endings! - Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
At iHOP! - Why did the jellybean go to school?
To become a Smartie! - How do rabbits travel?
By HAREplane!
🎃 Halloween Jokes for Kids
- What did one owl say to the other?
Happy “Owl”oween! - Which monster is the best dancer?
The Boogie Man! - What kind of shoes does a ghost wear?
BOOOts! - What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
Mummies! - What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
STRAW-berries! - Where do ghosts buy their food?
The GHOSTery store! - What position does a ghost play in soccer?
A GHOULie! - Where do ghosts go on Saturday nights?
Anywhere they can BOO-gie! - What’s a ghost’s favorite ride?
A roller GHOSTer! - Why are ghosts bad at lying?
You can see right through them! - What do birds do on Halloween?
They go Trick or Tweeting! - Who do witches call for breakfast?
Broom Service! - How does a witch tell time?
With her witch-watch! - Why did the ghost bring toilet paper to the party?
He was a party pooper! - Why didn’t the coffee bean trick-or-treat?
It was grounded! - What’s the first thing ghosts do in the car?
BOOkle their seatbelts! - What do ghosts eat for dinner?
SPOOK-etti! - What do you call two witches sharing a room?
Broommates! - What do you call a beautiful pumpkin?
GOURDgeous! - What kind of makeup do witches wear?
Mas-SCARE-a! - How do cats count their treats?
PURRR can! - What do you get when you cross a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss! - Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts! - What do witches use for hairspray?
SCARE spray! - What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sandWITCH! - Where do ghosts mail their letters?
The ghost office! - What’s a ghost’s favorite treat?
Ice-SCREAM! - What does a skeleton say before dinner?
BONE appetit! - What do bats do at night?
AcroBATics! - What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trom-BONE! - What key opens a haunted house?
A SPOOK-key!
🦃 Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
- What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter G! - What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY! - Why did they let the turkey join the band?
He had drumsticks! - What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him! - Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken! - What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing, Wing! - Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert?
He was already stuffed! - What can you be thankful for?
That you’re not a turkey! - What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth ROCK! - What did one autumn leaf say to the other?
I’m falling for you! - What smells best at Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose! - What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth! - Where did they take the Mayflower when it was sick?
The nearest dock! - If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims! - What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumstick! - What was the turkey suspected of?
Fowl play! - Where do turkeys go dancing?
The Butterball! - What has ears but can’t hear?
A cornfield! - What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky! - I’m thankful for you because…
(Add a personal note here!)
🎄 Christmas Jokes for Kids
- How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He checks his calenDEER! - What do elves learn in school?
The ELF-abet! - What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes! - Why is Santa good at karate?
He has a black belt! - Which reindeer has bad manners?
RUDE-olph! - Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it’s in Decemberrrrr! - Who steals gingerbread men?
A Crookie! - What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet! - What kind of music do elves like?
Wrap music! - Where do snowmen dance?
At the Snow Ball! - What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Orna-mints! - Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
They drop their needles! - How do you get into Prancer’s house?
Ring the DEERbell! - Where do Christmas trees become movie stars?
Holly-WOOD! - Why was the snowman sorting carrots?
He was picking his nose! - What kind of songs do fish sing at Christmas?
Christmas CORALS! - What did one angel say to the other?
HALO there! - Why did Rudolph stop traffic?
Because he had a red nose! - What’s the parking fee for Santa’s sleigh?
Nothing, it’s on the house! - Where do reindeer buy coffee?
Star-BUCKS!
So what do you think of our Holiday Jokes for Kids? Make sure to check out our other Lunch Box Love Notes HERE. If you have a joke to add, leave it in the comments below for others to read.
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You know I love your lunch box love notes! So many fun ones!
Thank you friend! I still want to use your printables!