Disney Themed Kid Jokes
There’s nothing like a good laugh to bring some Disney magic into your day, especially when it’s family-friendly and fun for all ages! Whether you’re planning a Disney trip, throwing a themed party, or just need some magical humor in your life, these kid-friendly Disney jokes will keep everyone smiling. I used these in my kids lunches for years and they are always a hit. Below you will find them divided into sections, so scroll down to find your favorite Disney themed kid joke and enjoy!
👑 Princess Jokes
Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she always ran away from the ball!
Q: How does Elsa stay in shape?
A: By doing Freeze Style yoga!
Q: Why did Ariel blush?
A: Because she saw the ocean’s bottom!
Q: What do you call Belle when she starts acting silly?
A: A real Beauty and the Goof!
Q: Why couldn’t Elsa hold a balloon?
A: Because she’d “let it goooo!”
Q: Why does Ariel like on her toast?
A: Mer-malade!
Q: What do you call Rapunzel when she solves a mystery?
A: A hair-lock Holmes
Q: Why did Tiana bring an umbrella to the swamp?
A: In case of frog-cast showers
Q: How do you invite a Disney princess to a party?
A: You send a RSVP: “Regal, Seriously Very Princess-y
Q: Which Disney Princess would make the best judge?
A: Snow White because she’s the fairest of them all.
Q: Why did Cinderella keep falling behind?
A: She kept loosing a shoe
Q: Why is Gaston the best Disney villain?
A: Because he won the No-Belle prize!
🌌 Star Wars Jokes
Q: What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
A: “HDMI.”
Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
Q: What is a Jedi’s favorite dessert?
A: Obi-Wan Cannoli!
Q: What do Ewoks use to fix their hair?
A: Wookiee gel!
Q: Why did Chewbacca get a medal in school?
A: For beast behavior!
Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Today for money?
A: Because he is always a little short!
Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Arrrr2-D2!
Q: What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
A: R2-Detour
Q: When did the Jedi’s start to think Anakin was heading towards the dark side?
A: When he was in the SITH grade.
Q: What did the Jedi say to the sheep?
A: May the force be with ewe.
Q: Why was the droid angry?
A: He kept pushing his buttons.
Q: Who serves food at the Death Star Restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter.
Q: What is Jabba’s favorite restaurant?
A: Pizza the Hut.
Q: What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker?
A: Use the forks, Luke.
🦸♂️ Marvel & Avengers Jokes
Q: Why did Spider-Man break up with his girlfriend?
A: Because she found him too clingy.
Q: What’s Iron Man’s favorite type of music?
A: Heavy metal!
Q: Why don’t the Avengers use the internet?
A: They’re afraid of Ultron going viral!
Q: What is Thor’s favorite food?
A: Thunder-bread!
Q: Why can’t the Hulk ever keep a secret?
A: Because he’s always bursting to tell someone!
Q: What is the Hulk’s favorite drink?
A: Fruit PUNCH!
Q: What does Ironman do before he takes a bath?
A: He gets stark-naked!
Q: Who is Ironman’s favorite Avenger?
A: Cap-tin America!
Q: Which superhero spends too much time in the sun?
A: Cap-TAN America!
Q: What does Root say when he has a bunch of money?
A: I am loot!
Q: What did Ironman say to Spiderman?
A: Don’t bug me!
Q: Why is Hawkeye so good at giving directions?
A: He uses arrows!
🐭 Classic Disney Jokes with Mickey, Minnie & Friends
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
A: So he could visit Pluto! 🚀
Q: What kind of car does Minnie drive?
A: A Minnie-van!
Q: Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one playing golf!
Q: What does Mickey use to browse the internet?
A: A mousepad, of course!
Q: What’s Donald Duck’s favorite snack?
A: Quackers!
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
A: Because Donald ducked!
Q: What is Mickey’s favorite sport?
A: Minnie golf!
Q: What is Mickey’s favorite sport?
A: Minnie golf!
Q: What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?
A: I’m all ears!
Q: What is Mickey’s favorite sweet treat?
A: Mice Cream!
Q: Why do people go to Disneyland?
A: To get a little goofy!
💫 Final Thought
Laughter really is the best pixie dust! Whether you’re heading to the parks or just bringing Disney joy into your home, we hope these jokes sparked a few giggles. Do you have any to add to our Disney Themed Kid Jokes? Want more lunch box jokes? Check them out HERE.
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